While I understand that Grackle Bugs are considered a delicacy in the Lost Desert, I would like to note that Grackle Bugs are actually Petpets with a hard, crunchy exoskeleton that gets stuck in your teeth and provides an unpleasant flavour to your turkey dinner. However, if burnt food is something that you like (I understand that some places like Moltara consider it a delicacy) you may want to consider serving it with a Designer Blackened Potato for flair, a bowl of Scorched Sutek Beans for a side, a loaf of Lava Bread because bread makes everything better, and a Deep-Fried Pie for dessert. It has been burnt to a crisp, and you taste more crispiness than you do turkey. However, if you insist on serving this strange and repulsive dish, might I suggest pairing it with a nice Holiday Potato? Each potato comes with a lovely red ribbon wrapped around it, which adds a bit to the festive cheer, and the potatoes are pretty tasty, which may make up for the turkey.Ĭharred turkey, anyone? Anyone? If not, you may not wish to serve this turkey. The fiery peppermint totally clashes with the mellow roasted turkey, and it totally clashes with the mushroom gravy. While this sounds like an unusual way to add some holiday cheer to your turkey, it’s really… not. All three taste terrible, but they are great for a good laugh or even a creative set of decorations. If you’re feeling really generous, you might even consider picking up some Plushie Broccoli and a slice of Plushie Cake to go with it and complete the feast. However, it does make a good novelty gift for a host/hostess of a party. In case you were wondering, it doesn’t taste good, even if you drench it with gravy. Instead of a tasty breaded dish made with lots of herbs and seasonings, this turkey is stuffed with fluffy cotton and covered with fabric. Whoever invented this odd turkey probably misunderstood what stuffing is. And if you’re planning a party and need the perfect side dishes, you’re in luck! I’ve included a few helpful suggestions with each turkey. Wait–you’re not doing your shopping yet? Awkward.Īnyway, when that time comes around, as you’re dreaming about the perfectly roasted turkey that you want to eat, you head on out to the food shop and… what? There’s more than one kind of turkey? How are you ever going to decide? Never fear! I have created this guide to help you pick out the very best kind of turkey, starting with the worst and slowly moving up to the best. Guess what? It’s almost that time of year again! Time to start saving up to buy mashed potatoes, cranberries, rolls, baked beans, pies, and of course, turkey! Mmm… turkey. There is a great time of year for eating turkey, when the weather gets cold and family comes together. The Definitive Ranking of Neopian Turkeys
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